The WRC, we are told, is all about new frontiers. Boldly going where no man has gone before and all that – which is certainly not a description you could apply to the local working girl who was looking for customers in the hotel bar last night.
Dust. It’s something that keeps cleaners in business (apart from mine, who seems has a curiously selective blindness to the stuff) and it’s what we will all be reduced to once we meet our Maker.
Just how do you go about winning a championship? Let’s ask Sébastien Loeb, who is well on the way to his sixth. “If you ask me, I can’t really tell you,” he says. Well, thanks, Seb.
Last year, Conrad Rautenbach finished fourth in the Rally Argentina in just his second time out in the Citroen C4. This year, he's finding it harder, but he's going to fight to the end.
In a magnificent two-fingered salute to lily-livered tofu-eating sportsmen worldwide, five-time World Rally Champion Sébastien Loeb lists his favourite food and drink as 'steak and red wine'...